webrampage

I wake up in the morning, I fire up Google Chrome, I head over to Twitter, I check my Gmail, I check Google Analytics, I check the stats about my readers on Feedburner, I watch some videos on YouTube, and etc, etc.

Everything I have just mentioned is from Google other than Twitter (obviously). Google is just amazing. Google knows everything about me. Google knows how I like to browse the net, where I get emails from, who is reading my blog, how much traffic my blog is getting, what videos I’m watching online and so much more.

Don’t listen to those who are saying Google is a being a creep by having a monopoly. Google is obviously our friend! They mean no harm, right? Who cares if they own all the amazing stuff on and off the net, and are able to keep tabs on us? Its just to make a more personalized experience for us… or something like that.

But, just so I can appreciate Google even more I’m gonna try out the alternatives for a while. You know just to compare things. You might wanna give that a shot too.

Why does Google have to build things to a certain degree of ugliness? They always do that. They’re just creatively challenged, I guess.

Back in mid November I was getting all happy and stuff for Google because I thought they hired a few designers. I’m talking about the release of Gmail themes. Well what the fuck happened? They just ruined YouTube with a make over.

Redesigns are supposed to make things look better. But, damn! YouTube looks like it was designed by a complete noob. Did you look at the navbar? That’s just fubar. Shit couldn’t get more hilarious. Microsoft fucks up Hotmail and now YouTube gets screwed by Google. Nice.

I don’t see what the point of the redesign was? Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t even notice any major changes. The header got shorter, the logo got smaller and the navbar got raped. That’s about it.

Sometimes I feel like I could do a better job than these designers who make the big bucks for making this fugly. Well enjoy the new YouTube.

Lets rant! Hate the redesign? I know you do. Tell me about it. Swear the fuck out. I won’t mind.

Sometimes shit on the web gets truely fucked up! Well its hilarious though.

Every single blog on the web kept talking about Yahoo’s top searches for 2008. First of all, why make a big buzz about this? Do you know what Yahoo’s market share is? 10.47%! So, these stats aren’t even close to representing most of us.

And everyone is like worshiping Britney Spears because she was the top searched term for seven out of eight years. Well why wouldn’t she? She’s just so entertaining to watch. She’s like a monkey on crack. No offense, but I’m just saying.

When was the last time you saw someone using Yahoo’s search instead of Google? (Well its sad, but everyone uses Google.) Okay so what about the 10% market share? Who are they then? What kind of idiots are they? Which year do they think they’re living in?

Lets take a look at the 10 searches:

1. Britney Spears
2. WWE - Who the fuck still watches this shit?
3. Barack Obama
4. Miley Cyrus – Looking for her naked pictures?
5. RuneScape
6. Jessica Alba
7. Naruto – Is this the Asian anime porn?
8. Lindsay Lohan – People are still into her? WTF?
9. Angelina Jolie – She has the body of man! OMG!
10. American Idol

This top search result thing tells us a lot about Yahoo users, doesn’t it? I’m guessing most of them are (semi) computer-retarded, horny, lame teens and/or hilly billies. But, this is just my guess.

You wanna take a guess at what kinda people use Yahoo? Do that by dropping a comment and after that go listen to some Britney Spears while shopping for a purse.